I don?t mean the nightmare of a date you went on three weeks ago that still makes you shudder at the memory. I mean the actual nightmare you had last night that made you wake up in a sweat-covered panic attack.
Does this ever happen to you guys? My dreams tend to happen in cycles--I'll go weeks without dreaming (or at least I won't remember them) and then bam! For a week, I'm waking up every night in a mess of twisted blankets with a deep frown line creased into my forehead. Yikes. Maybe it's hormonal or something? Anyway, I'm no expert on what dreams actually mean, but I do know that when I wake up from a particularly bad one it can take me hours to feel back to normal. And who's got the time for that?
Here are five terrifying nightmares about sex, dating and relationships, and how to remedy the bad taste they leave in your mouth that's even worse than your usual morning breath.
Nightmare: Your significant other dies. Oof. The worst of the bunch. Dreaming about the death of a loved one makes you feel like you got punched in the unconscious gut. Dreaming of death doesn?t really foreshadow an actual tragedy, but there?s no way you?re not going to feel freaked out and overprotective for a minimum of 48 hours.
Remedy: Tell him you love him immediately. Also, call everyone else you know and say the same. I mean really, why not? Life is short.
Nightmare: You hooked up with someone really, really inappropriate. Like your dad?s best friend or a teenage celebrity, and in the dream, you liked it. A lot. When you wake up, you feel like barfing at the memory.
Remedy: Long, scalding hot shower with extra body scrub and never speak of this again.
Nightmare: The guy who just broke your heart comes back. He tells you he?s so sorry and he loves you more than ever, and you get married and make beautiful babies. Why is this a nightmare? It's not, until you wake up and remember it?s not true and never going to happen, and you relive the breakup all over again. In my expert experience, this frequently occurs just when you're starting to feel better about a devastating split. Thanks, REM cycle.
Remedy: Wipe your tears, get up and get dressed, and demand that your best friend take you out for morning mimosas.
Nightmare: You cheat on your guy. You?d never do it in real life but Dream You is the worst girlfriend ever! Bonus shame points if it was with his brother, or if your boyfriend caught you in the dream and you laughed in his face. Relax girl, you didn't do it in real life.
Remedy: Even though you didn?t actually do anything wrong and don't need to feel guilty, do a good deed for karma's anyway. Maybe you're subconsciously feeling bad about something else, and hey, it never hurts to do something nice, right?
Nightmare: You run into your ex-boyfriend and he asks if you're pregnant, than says you've really put on a lot of weight. Sorry, I don't know if this actually happens to anyone else, but this is the exact dream I had two nights ago. It. Was. Awful.
Remedy: Liquid diet for one month. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I did do ten extra minutes of yoga that morning (because that will totally make a difference), but mostly I just laughed it off, and mentally burned whatever unflattering dress I was wearing in that dream.
Do you ever have any of these relationship nightmares? What's the worst dream you've ever had? Do you find it difficult to snap out of your bad dream mood too?
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Source: http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2012/11/your-5-worst-relationship-nigh.html
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